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Joke 1339

beer · men · women · sex · lazy · wife



How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!




What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.




HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.




What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.




Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.








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