How many men
does it take to open a beer
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!→ Joke
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked ... with beer.→ Joke
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ JokeMore jokes