Why do men
break wind more than women
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
3) MENtal breakdown
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."→ JokeMore jokes