How do you know when a woman
is about to say something smart
When she starts her sentence with "A man
once told me ..."
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.
Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?
She died laughing before she could tell anybody.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?