How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."→ Joke
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice!→ JokeMore jokes