has 6 items in his bathroom
: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman
's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?
She died laughing before she could tell anybody.More jokes