has 6 items in his bathroom
: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman
's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."More jokes