Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.More jokes