Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"23 9
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Lazy.→ JokeMore jokes