What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.→ Joke
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.→ Joke
What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!→ Joke
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ JokeMore jokes