Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.More jokes