What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.→ Joke
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.→ Joke
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ Joke
Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.→ Joke
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.→ JokeMore jokes