What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.More jokes