Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.More jokes