What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.→ JokeMore jokes