What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?