What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?