What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?40 5
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."→ Joke
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"→ Joke
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.→ Joke
I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her: "How about the kitchen?"→ Joke
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.→ JokeMore jokes