What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.→ Joke
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ JokeMore jokes