What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.More jokes