What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They are married.→ Joke
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.→ Joke
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."→ Joke
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.→ Joke
What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?
One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.→ JokeMore jokes