What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
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