What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.→ Joke
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."→ Joke
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...→ Joke
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.→ JokeMore jokes