I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her: "How about the kitchen?"→ Joke
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...→ JokeMore jokes