Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
To get oxygen to his brain!
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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