What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis
Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
To get oxygen to his brain!
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?