How many Klingons
does it take to change a light
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior
isn't afraid of the dark
How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.→ Joke
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.→ Joke
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're not small enough to fit.→ Joke
How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-two, one-two, one-two.→ Joke
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.→ JokeMore jokes