How many Feminists
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men
who offer to help.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.More jokes