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Joke 1267

feminists · light bulb · women · men



How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

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Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!








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