How many Amish
does it take to change a light bulb
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God
will provide light unto the world.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".→ Joke
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.→ Joke
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.→ Joke
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.→ Joke
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes millions of years.→ JokeMore jokes