How many Amish
does it take to change a light bulb
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God
will provide light unto the world.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".→ Joke
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.→ Joke
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.→ Joke
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"→ Joke
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.→ JokeMore jokes