How many Amish
does it take to change a light bulb
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God
will provide light unto the world.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes millions of years.More jokes