Why do men want their brides to wear white?
Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!→ Joke
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.→ Joke
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ Joke
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.→ Joke
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Lazy.→ JokeMore jokes