Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.→ Joke
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.→ Joke
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?→ Joke
The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...
1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.→ JokeMore jokes