comes home from his first day at school
asks, "What did you learn
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."
Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"
Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history."
Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"→ Joke
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"→ Joke
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"→ Joke
Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
Because he comes only once a year, down the chimney.→ Joke
Little Susie comes home from school and tells her mum that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.
Mum said: "Don't do them. The boys only want to see your knickers!"
Susie said: "I know which is why i put them in my bag!"→ JokeMore jokes