, inhabited by a Greek
on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German
on second, got on fire
. Who survived?
The German. He was out practicing marching
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.More jokes