Jokes - Joke 7310
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| Billy and Sally are to 5 year old friends that live next door to each other. I say friends but Billy is often upset with Sally because Sally seems to have more, and is better at more stuff so Billy is often jealous of Sally. Sally can run faster and jump higher than poor young Billy can When Billy takes out his toys to play, Sally brings out hers and as well all of her older brothers toys as well. This began to really bother poor Billy, but one day when taking a leak beside a bush he had a stunning realization and ran all the way to Sally's and knocked on her door. Billy was so excited because he finally new he had Sally beat. Sally answered the door and very proudly Billy dropped his drawers and pointed at his wee wee and said "Look at what I have that you don't" Sally looked confused at first but quickly took away the wind in Billy's sails by lifting her skirt and saying "but my mom says with one of these, that I can have as many of those as i want" |
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