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Joke 2093

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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.




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Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

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