What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.More jokes