What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.More jokes