What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They are married.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.More jokes