What does a man
consider a seven course meal
A hot dog and a six pack of beer
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.More jokes