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Joke 2094

lawyer · vampire · blood · sucking



What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."




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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.




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The bucket.




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A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)




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Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."








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