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There was a boy who had to use an outhouse and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father asked him if he pushed off the outhouse.

He said: "Yes."

His father told his son to come with him to get his whipping.

The boy said: "George Washington didn't get in trouble when he chopped down the cherry tree because he was honest."

The boys father said: "but George Washingtons father wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down."

15     boy jokes


Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

12     poker jokes


Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.

15     unix jokes


Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

15     viola jokes


Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

10     woman jokes






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