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A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"

37     doctor jokes

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

28     blonde jokes

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

30     man jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

31     man jokes

Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!

41     blonde jokes

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