38 jokes about jokes
What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?8 → Joke
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Have you heard the joke about the skunk?11 → Joke
Never mind. It stinks!
Boss: "Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"6 → JokeProposal
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore!"
A young boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between theorectically and realistically?"6 → Joke
"Well son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with the postman for $1million ..."
The little boy asks his mum and then goes back to his dad: "She said yes ..."
"Now go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the milkman for $2million ..."
The little boy asks his sister: "She said yes, but whats the difference between theoretically and realistically?"
"Well son, theorectically we are sitting on $3million ... realistically we are living with a couple of slags!"
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.13 → Joke
"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."
The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through -- and over the balcony railing. Just then Paul's date walked out.
"Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"
"To tell the truth, "he replied,"Rollo seemed a little depressed to me!"