What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?
"You look smashing!"
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls.
Why is Diana like a mobile phone?
They both die in tunnels!More jokes