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God · Eve · practice · perfect · woman



What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.

He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"




What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.




One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."




What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.




How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.








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