How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There's whiteout on the screen.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then closed and went back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again and went to the mail box. She opened and shut it again. Angrily, she went back to the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her: "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied: "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying: 'You've got mail!'"
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.More jokes