Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.More jokes