In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."
Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.More jokes