God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."
Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.More jokes