Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.More jokes