Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.
Then she wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 10,000 dollars in a paper bag in the northwest corner of the park." then she signed it 'THE BLONDE' and told the kid to give it to his mom.
The next day she went to the northwest corner of the park and got the paper bag. It had the money in it and a note from the mother that said, "How could you do this to another blonde?"
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?
Pack his lunch and send him to work.More jokes