If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."More jokes