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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

4     Light Bulb Jokes


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

136     Sex Jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

70     Blonde Jokes


A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

70     Suicide Jokes


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

68     Pussy Jokes






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