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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

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light bulb

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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man,toilet

A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?

Mum says:"That's my sponge.

The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

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dog,bulldog

"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."

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