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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

4     light bulb jokes


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

151     sex jokes


Proposal

Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild     ~ Funny

6     Short jokes


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

95     pussy jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

78     blonde jokes






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