How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?4 Light Bulb Jokes
None, that's a Facilities problem.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?136 Sex Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?70 Blonde Jokes
A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.70 Suicide Jokes
The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.68 Pussy Jokes
"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."
"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"
"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"