A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"33 Doctor Jokes
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
How do women define a 50/50 relationship?14 Woman Jokes Jokes
We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.