A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"33 Doctor Jokes
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
Yo momma is so fat. She has to iron her pants on the driveway.13 Yo Momma Jokes
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.42 Wife Jokes
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.28 Hospital Jokes
The doctor asked "What happened to you?"
"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."
How do women define a 50/50 relationship?14 Woman JokesNext page Jokes
We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.