Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he simply stares the book down till he gets the information he wants.13 Chuck Norris Jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?31 Computer Jokes
You only have to put information into a computer once.
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?31 Marriage Jokes
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"39 Cow Jokes
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?13 Microsoft JokesNext page Jokes
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.