A female reporter
was conducting an interview with a farmer
about Mad Cow
Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits
twice a day, but only screwing
you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
What is the difference between Jurassic Park
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs
, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.