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Top 20 Jokes about Idiots


Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

7     Chuck Norris Jokes

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

12     Blonde Jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

19     Yo Momma Jokes

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."

Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

12     Colonel Jokes

Why did the man cross the road?

He heard the chicken was a slut.

12     Man Jokes

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