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Husbands · E-Mails · Manuals
caveman,televisionHow do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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Husbands · Boxer Shorts · Pregnancy
businessman:3Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
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Men · Wives · Husbands · Dogs · Happiness
caveman,televisionWhat's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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Husbands · Wives · Opinions
businessman:2A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed."

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"Getting a second opinion."
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Adam · Women · Eve · Husbands · Sex · Wives
woman,wateringSometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs!"
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